OK, so here is my take on the 50 questions. I have to say that many of the questions are lame, but probably not as lame as my dumb-ass answers. But I’m trying to get some meager amount of personal content on this site. So here goes nothing….

Your name spelled backwards:
Enitsirk
Where were your parents born?
new york city
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
itunes
What's your favorite restaurant?
El Azteca in Atlanta, corny but true.
Last time you swam in a pool?
This summer at my parents house.
Have you ever been in a school play?
No
How many kids do you want?
ZERO
Type of music you dislike most?
I absolutely loathe club\dance music.
Are you registered to vote?
Yes, but in the wrong district. Gotta get that taken care of.
Do you have cable?
Yes, God bless VH1 Classic.
Have you ever ridden on a moped?
No, but I have been on a motorcycle.
Ever prank call anybody?
When I was 14. And my friend ended up dating the prankee for a couple of months (we knew the guy).
Ever get a parking ticket?
Of course.
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
I wouldn’t seeing as my spine would probably snap in either scenario, but if I had to choose, I would pick the skydiving. (You might as well really get up there. Also, it would help if I were really, really high, chemically speaking, that is.)
Furthest place you ever traveled?
France and Italy.
Do you have a garden?
Nope
What's your favorite comic strip?
Peanuts, not because I think its funny (I don’t) but because I think its beautifully drawn, especially the older work.
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Yes, public school will do that to you. And it’s funny, when I switched to private school we didn’t have to stand and sing it every day, and it was a major relief.
Bath or Shower, morning or night?
Shower, morning, bath, night. Kind of a clean freak here.
Best movie you've seen in the past month?
Elf
Favorite pizza topping?
Parmesan – I like plain pizza best.
Chips or popcorn?
Chips
What color lipstick do you usually wear?
I don’t “usually wear” but if I do its reddish, pinkish lipgloss
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
Oh for chrissakes, WTF is this?
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Nope
Orange Juice or apple?
OJ, but I like apple too.
Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine?
My sister, we went to some Mexican restaurant.
Favorite type chocolate bar?
Dark chocolate, but not Hershey, a good chocolate bar is worth the expense.
When was the last time you voted at the polls?
Last presidential election. To make this question more interesting, I’ll tell you a story. I saw M. Stipe once when I was voting for Clinton in Athens. They kicked him out for wearing a Clinton ’98 t-shirt. He had to go outside, remove his shirt, then come in and vote again. You know, as if anyone had any question who he was voting for. I was not one of the disstipeles, but you could tell that the local fan club just had a moment they would treasure always.
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
This past summer. My mom grows them.
Have you ever won a trophy?
Nope.
Are you a good cook?
I think so.
Do you know how to pump your own gas?
Yes
Ever order an article from an infomercial?
Yes, TimeLife totally sucks me in every time.
Sprite or 7-up?
Neither, gross.
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?
Work and school (too many to count)
Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?
Soap
Ever throw up in public?
Several times, too many to count. Actually, I could go at any minute. Sensitive stomach.
Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
This is a shit question – either would be great, and having one would generally cancel out the need for the other, unless you are some sort of greedy bastard.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Not really. But it would be really cool if it did exist, if it happened all the time, and I mean blatantly, I mean front-page news kinda thing.
Ever call a 1-900 number?
Nope
Can ex's be friends?
Yes, and if not, it’s a pretty good indication that one (or both) of you has some pretty serious narcissistic tendencies.
Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
I was the last person in the hospital.
Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?
Nope
What message is on your answering machine?
No message, it just goes to voicemail.
What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character?
Emily Latella
What was the name of your first pet?
Tippy, but let’s not leave out her successors, Smedley, & Bizu, then Spike and Lulu.
What is in your purse?
The New Yorker, my keys, my camera.
Favorite thing to do before bedtime?
Read
What is one thing you are grateful for today?
Well I’m glad this is over with…